Straight up, Homemade - FROM SCRATCH - Big Fat Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookies. #WIN (Taken with instagram)

“I’ll TAKE yo cookies” -T.I. (Taken with instagram)

ALL of the replies…

triplitex:

alejandroooooo:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

ALL THE MOTHAFUCKING AWARDS ^^

Everything about this wins!

(via missgreyday)

When Battle Parking goes wrong… (Taken with instagram)

I don’t know about anyone else… But I had the meanest crush in Topanga.. :/

(via forever90s)

I planted these things 19 days ago, and they’re already going HARD! (Taken with instagram)

The Ultimate Cure for the #GottaSellYourXboxBlues? Blue Bell, Chocolate Syrup & Peanuts. (Taken with instagram)

Which of these does not belong? (Taken with instagram)

It’s my first visit, but somehow it feels like I’m coming home… :D (Taken with instagram)

The things I do for what I love… (Taken with instagram)